My brother, mother and a fuck load of people are going to Aruba on vacation August 30,(bastards). This conversation took place August 29, 2008 after 10:00pm.
Brother: Guess what I am taking on the plane?
Me: No idea.
Brother: Captain Morgan's. The TSB says you can take alcohol on the plane in 3 ounce bottles.
Me: Actually, the TS__A says 3-1-1 for carry ons; 3 ounces or less in 1 quart zip loc (I know things).
Brother: Sweet. I can fit, like 12 in there.
Me: Do you know how big a quart is? The sandwich sized one.
Brother: No, sandwich bags are smaller and the box says quart. Bitchin.' I'm gettin' my drunk on for free.
Me: You know they'll turn the plane around.
What’s your street name?
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