You should eat them when they're still young.

My brother, mother and a fuck load of people are going to Aruba on vacation August 30,(bastards). This conversation took place August 29, 2008 after 10:00pm.

Brother: Guess what I am taking on the plane?

Me: No idea.

Brother: Captain Morgan's. The TSB says you can take alcohol on the plane in 3 ounce bottles.

Me: Actually, the TS__A says 3-1-1 for carry ons; 3 ounces or less in 1 quart zip loc (I know things).

Brother: Sweet. I can fit, like 12 in there.

Me: Do you know how big a quart is? The sandwich sized one.

Brother: No, sandwich bags are smaller and the box says quart. Bitchin.' I'm gettin' my drunk on for free.

Me: You know they'll turn the plane around.